caelifornia:

cheers to this writer oh jesus

(Source: rosemares, via i-wanna-die-in-your-arms-tonight)

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

(via sofiapants)

queenofmanyfandoms:

shadowfoxfire:

kamerlort:

do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse

yes.

ahahahha!

(Source: google.com, via ashayjd)

heyh8r:

r3gicid3:

inmyboxershalfstonedd:

autumnseeds:

Anxiety (2013)

Oh… well, thank you tumblr for making me realise I might actually have a slight anxiety issue… because this totally explains me.

I’m so glad I’m not this bad about it anymore. Balls.

Describes me haha fml

(via ankaaaaakna)

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

(via you-said-it-best)

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

(via ankaaaaakna)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via ankaaaaakna)

wordswordsworlds:

Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just

(via ankaaaaakna)

fabulousunicorns:

seabsie:

did someone say

cute boys

(via ankaaaaakna)

cali-canuck:

While trying to avoid the paparazzi, Kayne West walks in to a pole.

(via ate-kring)

charosy:

Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer

(via ate-kring)

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

iwishiwasntdreaming:

fartgallery:

what if every time you masturbated you got a new freckle

brb

ok

are you back yet?

(via ankaaaaakna)

tylerfucklin:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.

why would i want blank paper

(Source: l0stkeys, via ankaaaaakna)

intoasylum:

#and then she spent the next 7 years returning the favour

(Source: jimlafleur, via ashayjd)